Hello, i'm Melina. I'm 19 and I'm just another teenage girl from Illinois trying to do good things in life.
Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.
kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”
"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"
Kidz Bop’s version of Anaconda
MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE CAUSE THEY EAT MICE NOT BUNS
who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants
whoever made this i thank you
*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*